For the past week, every time I close my eyes I see base units, work surfaces and integrated appliances. I’m measured and re-measured the kitchen to see how much storage space we can cram in. There are some universal truths here which will undermine any space-saving plan we come up with.

  • Wherever there is a surface, there shall be clutter (isn’t that the third law of newtonian physics or something?)
  • Wherever there is chrome, there shall be additional chrome items purchased to “finish off the look”
  • It’s stupid to keep a piano in the kitchen anyway

Now where did I leave that MFI catalogue? …